laughingstation:

people that have trouble gaining weight

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enjolras-is-captain-sassy:

corackadile:

why dont you

why do not you

FUCK THIS I HATE EVERTHING

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when the answers to a question on a test are in another question

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rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

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lusture:

lusture:

omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever 

im still laughing about this they were so mad omg 

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